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Programmer is enjoying his cigarette, puffing small clouds, when his girlfriend sitting next to him angrily says: „Don't you see the warning on the box? It's damaging your health!“ He responds: „Baby, I'm programmer. We care only about errors!“
One programmer to another:
„I need generator of random numbers.“
„Fourteen.“
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