Programmer is enjoying his cigarette, puffing small clouds, when his girlfriend sitting next to him angrily says: „Don't you see the warning on the box? It's damaging your health!“ He responds: „Baby, I'm programmer. We care only about errors!“
One programmer to another:
„I need generator of random numbers.“
„Fourteen.“
What hears webdesiger in train? <td></td><td></td><td></td>…
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Additional website for Pilsner Urquell. A microsite describing new campaign declaring that „True richness is hidden inside“.
WordPress itself is very good blogging system. With small knowlegde you can activate and use plenty of plugins written for it. You doesn't even have to know anything about PHP. But if you want to develop something sofisticated and use provided functions from core it's hell! Lets have a look on how stupid WordPress is written.
Apparently people from elave have
nothing to hide. For sure they don't on this presentation.
Repost from nyx
Website for best beer in Czech
republic is coming with new features! And some small changes also.