Programmer is enjoying his cigarette, puffing small clouds, when his girlfriend sitting next to him angrily says: „Don't you see the warning on the box? It's damaging your health!“ He responds: „Baby, I'm programmer. We care only about errors!“
One programmer to another:
„I need generator of random numbers.“
„Fourteen.“
What hears webdesiger in train? <td></td><td></td><td></td>…
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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
If any of you can helpme where to get this movie: „Koukaku Kidoutai S.A.C. 2nd GIG Individual Eleven“ with english subtitles, I would be very thankful.
I haven't written anything in quite a long time. One reason is I had many things in work and second is I wanted to enjoy life for a bit…
Nowadays I in Slovakia enjoying xmas and my friends, and tommorow I'm heading to Egypt, Hurghada.
Farewell party to Fidel's old home.
The second time I ever had firing POI in my hands and I look
like professional .) Except for burnt hair I'm still in one piece, but POIs
really rocked my heart.